Ship Captain & Chief Hairball Correspondent
Captain Whiskers is the fearless commander of the SS Scratching Post. A battle-scarred tabby with 9 lives and counting, he led the Great Migration from the Kitchen Counter to the Top of the Fridge. Known for his strategic napping, impeccable grooming, and tendency to knock important things off tables at critical moments. His personal motto: 'In space, no one can hear you purr.'