Our Medical Staff
Nurse Pawsworth
Night Shift Nurse and Sleep Specialist. A fluffy Maine Coon who works the late hours. Expert in sleep disorders, anxiety management, and midnight emergencies. His size alone is comforting in a crisis.
Dr. Luna Clawdia
Surgeon and Emergency Specialist. A sleek black Bombay with laser-precise claws. Handles surgical procedures, fracture treatment, and critical care. Unflappable under pressure — even in asteroid storms.
Dr. Whiskerstein
Chief Medical Officer. A distinguished Persian with 15 years of interstellar medical experience. Specializes in space sickness, zero-gravity injuries, and cosmic radiation treatment. Known for his calm bedside manner and surprisingly gentle paws.
Admiral Fluffington
Chief Medical Director of the SS Scratching Post. A wise grey British Shorthair who oversees all medical operations aboard the ship. With 25 years of service across 3 galactic quadrants, he ensures every cat on board receives the finest care. While he no longer sees patients directly, his leadership keeps the Medical Bay running like a well-oiled purring machine.
Nurse Mittens
Senior Nurse and Triage Specialist. A nimble Siamese with exceptional reflexes — perfect for emergency response. Handles vaccinations, wound care, and wellness checks. Purrs therapeutically during procedures.
Available Services
Emergency & Trauma Care
When space gets rough, we patch you up
For injuries sustained during asteroid belt navigation, gravity malfunctions, or unfortunate airlock incidents. Expert surgical assessment and treatment for all emergency cases.
Vaccination & Immunization
Shield yourself from the galaxy's worst bugs
Stay protected against alien pathogens and cosmic parasites. Our nurses administer all required interstellar vaccinations including Anti-Nebula Flu, Asteroid Pox prevention, and annual booster shots.
Holistic Wellness Program
Exclusive wellness for premium crew members
An exclusive wellness session available only to our premium crew members. Includes guided zero-gravity stretching, therapeutic purring meditation, aromatherapy with nebula-infused essential oils, personalized nutrition plan for space travel, and a follow-up consultation. The ultimate mind-body experience among the stars.
General Wellness Check
Stay space-ready with a full health scan
A comprehensive health screening including vitals, reflexes, fur quality assessment, and space-readiness evaluation. Recommended every 30 days during interstellar travel.
Premium Full-Body Diagnostic
The gold standard of interstellar health checks
Our most comprehensive medical examination. Includes advanced holographic body scan, neural pathway analysis, cosmic radiation exposure assessment, bone density check for prolonged zero-gravity, blood work for alien pathogen screening, and a personalized health report. Results reviewed by Dr. Whiskerstein personally.
Space Sickness Consultation
Don't let the cosmos ruin your day
Feeling nauseous from warp jumps? Experiencing zero-gravity vertigo? Dr. Whiskerstein will diagnose and treat all forms of space sickness, including cosmic motion disorder and hyperdrive hangover.
Sleep & Anxiety Therapy
Find peace among the stars
Having trouble sleeping in zero gravity? Stressed about the void of space? Therapeutic sessions including guided purring meditation, sleep hygiene coaching, and anti-anxiety techniques tailored for deep space travelers.
Booking Policy
Appointments can be canceled or rescheduled up to 2 hours before the scheduled time. You must book at least 1 hour in advance. All medical services are complimentary for crew members.