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The bravest cats to ever leave a perfectly good cardboard box behind

Captain Whiskers

Captain Whiskers

Captain

Active

A battle-scarred tabby with 9 lives and counting. Led the Great Migration from the Kitchen Counter to the Top of the Fri...

Strategic Napping
Dr. Mittens

Dr. Mittens

Chief Scientist

Active

A Siamese genius who earned her doctorate in Astro-Purr-ysics from the University of the Windowsill. Developed the theor...

Quantum Box Theory
Major Floof

Major Floof

Pilot

On Mission

A magnificent Persian whose fur defies the laws of physics. The best pilot in the fleet, capable of navigating asteroid ...

Zero-G Hairball Navigation
Sergeant Beans

Sergeant Beans

Engineer

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A tuxedo cat who can fix anything with enough determination and headbutts. Built the ship's engine from a cardboard box,...

If It Fits, It Ships
Lieutenant Biscuits

Lieutenant Biscuits

Communications Officer

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An orange tabby with exactly one brain cell, which is entirely dedicated to making biscuits (kneading). Despite this, sh...

Hypersonic Purring
Commander Void

Commander Void

Stealth Operations

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A solid black cat who appears and disappears at will. Nobody knows how she gets into locked rooms or sealed cargo bays. ...

Quantum Invisibility

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