Everything the ship offers — and what your rank unlocks
The SS Scratching Post isn't just a vessel — it's a fully-stocked outpost for the discerning interstellar feline. Stroll the decks, fuel your mission, and get your whiskers trimmed between jumps.
Everyone's welcome in the public areas
Gear up for the mission — tactical hairballs, zero-gravity cat trees, and nebula-nip from our shop on Deck 2.
Browse the shelves →Routine checkups, vaccinations against alien parasites, and that annoying hairball cough — book time with our feline medical staff on Deck 3.
Book an appointment →Intergalactic cuisine, pickup and delivery across the ship. Reserve a table for the tasting menu or order the Nebula Nachos to your quarters.
Explore the menu →Weekly screenings of cat-themed classics — Star Paws, The Meowtrix, Cat-ablanca — every weeknight at 20:00 sharp.
See what's playing →A crew membership unlocks premium Ship's Log dispatches, complimentary medical appointments, discounted tickets at The Nebula Theater, and first dibs on supply-depot restocks. Most visitors see the surface — crew members get the whole ship.
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